drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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