i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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