Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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