Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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