It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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