Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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