Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
what day is it and did you see me today?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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