Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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