I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Randomize
