it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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