i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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