i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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