took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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