Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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