i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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