my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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