It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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