when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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