i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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