He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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