i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Randomize
