Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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