I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
They left me at home... I'm a liability
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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