I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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