Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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