it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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