i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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