i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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