just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I love you.
Bad choice
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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