i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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