I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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