Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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