I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
