Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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