Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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