There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
only you would photoshop your dick
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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