i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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