morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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