She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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