Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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