"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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