After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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