Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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