I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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