So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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