is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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