he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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