The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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