god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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