I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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