super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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