He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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